{"they are pooh pooh heads"}

I think that phrase has really stuck in Nolan's mind. He is loving the movie A Bugs Life and in that a caterpillar says, "they are pooh pooh heads." I thought it was really cute until this morning. It was just after 7:00 am and Nolan was asking for daddy, of course. I go in to get him as if it were any other morning, but it wasn't. I open the curtains and walk over to the crib where Nolan was and I couldn't believe what I saw and smelled.
Nolan has recently been doing a very nasty habit of putting his hand down his diaper and shooting his pee everywhere. I use to think that was horrible but what he had done this morning was far worse!!!! Nolan had gone number 2 and put his hand down his diaper and rubbed it all over his bed and himself!!!! I was so disgusted!!! Is it ok to just throw your kid in the trash? I figure that would have been an easier clean up. But really, why?!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am really trying to laugh about the situation because I've heard stories from other people and thought it was hilarious but now that I am in their place I don't find it that funny at all. It's totally the perfect way to start a day! NOT!!!!!! So all of you that think your kid is bad or naughty, today mine takes the cake! He is officially the winner!!!